Shipping policy

Free Shipping: Orders over $[75] ship free. Because you've already spent enough on gear that doesn't work.

Order Processing We typically process orders within [2–5] business days. During busy times, it might take a bit longer—we're working on it, promise.

Shipping & Delivery Once your order ships, delivery usually takes [4–8] business days depending on where you are and what shipping option you picked at checkout.

Order Updates You'll get tracking info as soon as your order ships so you can obsessively refresh the page like the rest of us.

Secure Checkout All payments go through a secure, encrypted system. Your credit card info is safer than your lyrics notebook.

Real talk: Delivery times are estimates. Carrier delays, weather, and other chaos we can't control might slow things down. We'll do our best to get your shirt to you fast.